My love for you is like Mighty Putty
Strong and water resistant
A tear rolls down my cheek
Glistening like a toilet
Recently bathed in the stain-fighting power of OxiClean
Cant you see, my little Simoniz?
Not even a Zorbeez could soak up all my love for you
I need you like a dusty hallway needs a Swiffer
Like an over-accessorized freak needs a Bedazzler
Darlin, youre my Ding King
Somehow, I cant rid myself of you
CLR is no match for our love
I wont fight it any longer
I long to caress you with my Gopher
You know my number
Pick up the FoneFree, call me.
Favourite genre of music: What I like Favourite style of art: Sci-Fi, tech, etc. Personal Quote: You laugh at me because I say stupid things. I laugh at you because you're stupid enough to listen.
Favourite Visual Artist
Dee Dee, Darude, Weird Al, Rank 1, Ian Van Dahl, Kira,